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300: Rise of an Empire Official Trailer

Published June 18, 2013 by proxycore

Hello there fishlings~

So I just heard that there was a sequel to the movie 300 (and by just heard, I mean my friend told me about it when it first came out and I chose to ignore it at the time). I’m quite sure that we all know what to expect for 300: Rise of an Empire though; epicness, manliness, sexy time, Xerxes being creepy and cruel all mixed in with the added touch of strong female roles to satisfy society’s rising wave of feminism and thirst for gender equality.


I usually describe the first movie as just pure epicness and watching it would be a passage of rights for boys to become men. I mean, it doesn’t get any manlier than having 300 men fight for their country while being heavily outnumbered, all the while wearing no body armor.


Seriously, where did he pull the apple out of? His Speedo? Either way, I’m pretty sure I’m still going to see this movie in theaters. Maybe it will be like a second passage of rights into a more extreme state of manliness.

I actually haven’t read the 300 comics before. For those of you out there who have, do you think it would be worth it?

Anyways, until next time!

Jellyfish out~